If I could only…Just sneeze without peeing a little
Just toss a tata in the crib with her and go back to sleep
Just toss my bladder in the bathroom and go back to sleep
Get full after eating a salad or veggies
Make eyes at my hubby and pretend he didn’t just snore
Get the cat to scoop her own box
Get the cat to pick up her own surprise carpet truffles
Bypass my evil, growling tummy when baby’s sleeping
Punch a dentist
Punch Arizona
Have an R2 unit that cleans
Get all the guys to use toenail clippers
Not forget to smile
Shut up about not having something
Put all the babies in good hands and good homes
Let my seven month old teach me more than I’m trying to teach her
Not judge (the bad way)… ever
Not forget to shave BOTH legs
Get my mother to truly know that all my good came from her
Never lose patience
Trust everyone to do the right thing
Trust myself to always do the right thing
….If only…
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