A pregnant brain.
A mommy brain.
2 am baby bottles full of coffee.
Strapless bras.
Communism.
Attempting to be energy-efficient in the desert.
Husband’s ability to stay awake after his favorite... ahem, activity.
Democracy.
Teaching your kid to say please and always giving the thing to him if he does.
Giving cat a bath.
Microwaving leftovers in the silverware drawer.
Not pinning/distracting curious baby hands while changing her poo poo diapy.
Getting angry at Oreos for being so delicious.
Running out of butter.
Using the lint roller on the cat because you can’t afford Clariton.
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